Xpinionated

Ever notice at Chinese restaurants they have pictures of food and no matter which one you go to the pictures are the same. Is there someone out there who specializes in selling those….I think I want to decorate using those. They are so artistic and provocative. I’ll place my order based solely on those pictures…..yep, sure would.

YAO Supporters

Is it me or have the Yao supporters become surprisingly quiet suddenly? Strangely enough, there is no talk about how Yao matches up with Shaq. No discussion about Yao whatsoever. Did Shaq have a dominating game? Offensively, no. Defensively, Yao was servicing Shaq like a prisoner does a salad (some of you know the reference to tossed salads…with yo’ dirty asses). I’ve never seen such a collective cold shoulder given in such a short time. From a week ago when the Houston offense was being told to go through Yao to today where Yao is only mentioned in highlights when he’s getting his shot blocked. Comparable to Shaq? That’s like saying Denny’s is comparable to Outback! And if you believe it is then you have more issues than Cosmo…..

The Olsen Twins

Are there seriously people out there that think these two children are talented? Their stint on Full House doesn’t really count because they were like 3 or 4 years old so there are automatically ‘too cute and cuddly’. Since then they have made a bunch of pubescent films that I have been fortunate enough to only see horrible trailers for.

But I hear there are grown men out there counting the days until these two turn 18? They aren’t particularly cute in my opinion. They aren’t ugly either but if I saw them at a bar (unless they have a body that I truly don’t think they have), they would be hard pressed to get a tasty libation from me.

Truly though, I just wanted to have something to put in my blog and I heard something about them on CNN Headline News. Speaking of Headline News, I was telling my pops the other day that Robin Meade from Headline News is a low key hottie, my favorite kind!!! She comes off as just an attractive woman, but when you wake up to her everyday she becomes more and more of a hottie. Yes indeedy…..or I could just be horny as hell and missing my fiancee….On any account, Robin is a hottie….she anchors Headline News from I think 5 am to 9 am so check her out. And she lives in Atlanta, and I live in Atlanta…..okay now I’m just getting carried away.

Check the links on the bar over there —>

The news parodies are hilarious. Seriously, if you need to kill some time at work, you must go to these places to do so. Unless your panties are all twisted in a knot…..

Eli ‘What have I done’ Manning

Can someone, anyone explain to me what the hoopla over Eli Manning is? He didn’t lead Ole Miss to anything special. He may have broken some passing records at Ole Miss but that’s pretty insignificant since I can’t name 4 other quarterbacks to come out of Ole Miss. He didn’t win a conference championship, never made a BCS bowl, and his team was unranked for a good part of his career. So, again, why is he so coveted? Oh because he shares the name of a great quarterback….that’s right.

Have we not learned that athleticism is rarely evenly spread among siblings?

If anything, it seems like if you have to have family in the league, it’s best that you have a cousin in the league. That way your genes can obtain athletic contribution from another source.

And what in the hell is Archie Manning doing sticking his nose in the Chargers business? If I were the Chargers, I would draft the hell out of Eli, just for spite. He doesn’t walk to the podium, fine. Sit on the bench all year. Let his ass be like that Nebraska QB a couple of years ago who retired in the third week of training camp…..during his ROOKIE year!. NFL teams draft players, players don’t draft teams.

And while I’m on the topic, the whole Maurice Clarett thing is out of control. The NFL has a rule. That’s that. I feel bad for Mike Williams because he may not be able to play college football again since he declared for the draft but at the same time, that was his choice to haul ass into the draft….maybe the NCAA will reinstate his eligibility. Let’s hope so, it’s the right thing to do. Clarett on the other hand better start thinking about getting on a squad in the CFL if for no other reason but to stay in shape. Though he was only suspended from his team, he dropped out of classes after the winter quarter so chances of him playing college ball are about the same as Jessica Simpson getting a post graduate degree.

Okay, going back to work now…..