Xpinionated

It’s amazing how many writers in the blogosphere can’t spell. I know I’ve made mistakes before but I tend to just leave the whole word out as opposed to butcher it. I’m not really ranting, more of a pet peeve type of thing…ranting is more of a pet pissed off kind of thing.

I’m not getting cold feet or anything…but I am having these revelations…

Revelation #1: I’ve been a bachelor for 30 years! 30 Years. What a way to end a streak…..
Revelation #2: After Saturday, beer commercials will no longer talk to me. Lite beer commercials will talk to me……eeeewwww!
Revelation #3: Calling the Fiancee the ol’ battleaxe is no longer just a joke…..
Revelation #4: Since we’ve been living in sin in our own house for years now, I guess kids really are the next step…..somebody calling me daddy??
Revelation #5: I’ve gotta start wanting to go to the Home Depot…..

So speaking to a coworker (one that reads this site on occasion), she was requesting I do her a favor. I said I would to which she replied ‘I’m forever in your death’…..I knew what she was trying to say but I like to give her a hard time so now I’m wondering if I should do the favor since apparently it will result in my death….

The final chapter of bachelorness has begun. I am to be married on Saturday, five days. Of course, it has become a little more real than it has been previously in that we’ve been engaged for so long that the actual date was always off in the future some time.

I can’t say I’m nervous about getting married per se. I’m more nervous because though I had no particular desire to have a wedding, I know how much it means to the ol’ battleaxe so I want everything to go as she wishes. She wants the perfect wedding so much and she’s put so much time and stress and . . . oh yeah and money into it that I would pain if it doesn’t go as she has planned.

Ah well. At this point we can only go over the final details….again and hope we don’t miss anything. Although this time next week, I should be arriving near that tropical paradise called Jamaica….heeeheee giddy like a school girl about that……

A very quiet one for the Xpinionated family. This is the first Thanksgiving that I can remember that I haven’t been with my family. A little sad but I didn’t think too much of that yesterday. Just me and the ol’ battleaxe eating, sleeping and watching movies. Actually we haven’t left the house in over 36 hours….