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Detroit Game

Mystifying irony of the week: Detroit ranks 32nd in offense and 28th in defense….yes their offense is worse than ours! Yet they are 5 - 2 whereas we are 2 - 5. To our credit that 80% of our losses have been by a touchdown or less.

I actually saw Detroit play Atlanta here in the Georgia Dome. I can’t say they were particularly impressive though they did manage to come away with a victory. I think this game will probably turn out to be a mildly interesting matchup if not for the pitiful offenses involved. Redskins 21 -13

Convicted spammer gets nine years in jail

Convicted spammer gets nine years in jail

Good for my home state of Va. I hate spam. Although nine years in prison for bulk emailing is gonna make it hard on the poor guy. That’s worse than spending a night in jail for something like jaywalking. I can hear the conversation now:

B-Roc the Murderer: Whatchu here for?
C-Spam…the…spammer: Uh….
B-Roc: Rape? Murder? Whatchu do? How much time you got?
C-Spam: I got nine on some trumped up charges…..
B-Roc: I’m in it for life….that family deserved to die….whatchu do?
C-Spam: Uh….I got a little carried away with . . . . uh
B-Roc: Spit out fish!
C-Spam: I’m a spammer ok? I spam!!
B-Roc: Spam? What is that? You like flashin ol’ ladies and little boys or somethin’? What the hell is a spammer?
C-Spam: I send lots of emails that folks don’t want…
B-Roc: Hee hee, you’re jokin right? Fish, You are now my bitch.