Convicted spammer gets nine years in jail
Convicted spammer gets nine years in jail
Good for my home state of Va. I hate spam. Although nine years in prison for bulk emailing is gonna make it hard on the poor guy. That’s worse than spending a night in jail for something like jaywalking. I can hear the conversation now:
B-Roc the Murderer: Whatchu here for?
C-Spam…the…spammer: Uh….
B-Roc: Rape? Murder? Whatchu do? How much time you got?
C-Spam: I got nine on some trumped up charges…..
B-Roc: I’m in it for life….that family deserved to die….whatchu do?
C-Spam: Uh….I got a little carried away with . . . . uh
B-Roc: Spit out fish!
C-Spam: I’m a spammer ok? I spam!!
B-Roc: Spam? What is that? You like flashin ol’ ladies and little boys or somethin’? What the hell is a spammer?
C-Spam: I send lots of emails that folks don’t want…
B-Roc: Hee hee, you’re jokin right? Fish, You are now my bitch.
Too funny!