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Closing in

I haven’t mentioned it much on the blog here because I try to avoid speaking of my Fiancee too much. I don’t want this to be a rant place for me against her (though the way I said that sounds horrible) not that I would need one. But I just realized that I am to be married in less than a month. Married!?!? People keep asking me if I’m excited and I keep telling them no. I think it’s misunderstood. They are asking me if I am excited about the wedding as opposed to am I excited about being married. I never had daydreams of what my wedding day would be like. In fact, I don’t understand why women would intentionally and purposefully want the unnecessary hassle, burden, stress, and most of all expenses.

Weddings are so overcharged they make prostitutes in Vegas feel like a bargain at Sam’s Club. $4000 for a photographer??? $42/person for the reception???? And that’s just serving appetizers with beer and wine.

Anyway, the motivation for this post has left me as I realized it’s time for me to sneak on outta here…….

Names

What is this thing people seem to have nowadays with naming their kids with last names as first names. I know, I know, I should be open minded and realize that just because a name has been a last name for what seems like forever doesn’t mean it can’t be an ingenious firstname. But if I see one more Connor, Kennedy, or Taylor kid I’m gonna puke. There are babies out there named with nothing but traditional last names. What happened to Samuel, or Erin, or Aaron, or any of the first names that use to just be first names.

Personally, I think it’s the devil WB Network at the head of all this. Silly folks watching that channel then naming their kids based on shows from the teen angst capitol of networking shouldn’t be shot, but a switch spanking may not be out of order.

New #1

Last week I made note that Mommy blogs annoyed me….well mommy blogs weren’t strong enough to hold on to their number 1 ranking….Political blogs (particularly Republican ones) are getting to be quite annoying as well. Now I will be labeled as a democrat because I mentioned the GOP but I am not a Democrat. In fact, I don’t claim any political party, they are all full of it (I would have cursed but I’m trying to make some affiliate money on this here site to pay for the expensive one - L - Boogie (me fiance). Without further ado, the top 5 annoying blog types:

       
  1. Republican blogs
       
  2. Democrat blogs
       
  3. Mommy blogs
       
  4. Religious blogs
       
  5. 5 is a nice round number but I don’t have a fifth….and if I did have a fifth I’d be drinking it by now….