I’m not getting cold feet or anything…but I am having these revelations…

Revelation #1: I’ve been a bachelor for 30 years! 30 Years. What a way to end a streak…..
Revelation #2: After Saturday, beer commercials will no longer talk to me. Lite beer commercials will talk to me……eeeewwww!
Revelation #3: Calling the Fiancee the ol’ battleaxe is no longer just a joke…..
Revelation #4: Since we’ve been living in sin in our own house for years now, I guess kids really are the next step…..somebody calling me daddy??
Revelation #5: I’ve gotta start wanting to go to the Home Depot…..