Last week I made note that Mommy blogs annoyed me….well mommy blogs weren’t strong enough to hold on to their number 1 ranking….Political blogs (particularly Republican ones) are getting to be quite annoying as well. Now I will be labeled as a democrat because I mentioned the GOP but I am not a Democrat. In fact, I don’t claim any political party, they are all full of it (I would have cursed but I’m trying to make some affiliate money on this here site to pay for the expensive one - L - Boogie (me fiance). Without further ado, the top 5 annoying blog types:

   
1. Republican blogs
      
2. Democrat blogs
      
3. Mommy blogs
      
4. Religious blogs
      
5. 5 is a nice round number but I don’t have a fifth….and if I did have a fifth I’d be drinking it by now….

   Whatcha think?:

   2.5

Quick question: why are they never ever any beer coupons in the sunday paper. I’ve come across cigarette coupons but never beer coupons. It’s a conspiracy…..a flat out conspiracy!!!

Has anyone ever seen a million dollar McDonald’s monopoly winner? Or any McD’s monopoly winner that won more than a free sno cone or french fries.

As I stated in an earlier post, I get all excited about monopoly at McD’s. But as I mature, relatively speaking, I find myself rather bitter. I have eaten at this establishment considerably more than I normally would just for monopoly pieces. I’ve even won several little to no value prizes from their second chance game….Ironically, I was unable to win any of their good prizes in that same second chance game.

Even further, I have never….ever…….ever seen a boardwalk piece. Here’s my theory…the McDonald’s on the east coast are all sent a set of pieces ie Park Place and Illinois Ave. But all the Boardwalks are sent to the west coast. This way the chances of one person getting both pieces is slim to none. And personally, I think they do that with all of the prize groups….it disgusts me. I think we should write a petition to find out how many people have ever actually won the million bucks. As well as a list of winners who won something over $500……………..are u wit me??!?!

Convicted spammer gets nine years in jail

Good for my home state of Va. I hate spam. Although nine years in prison for bulk emailing is gonna make it hard on the poor guy. That’s worse than spending a night in jail for something like jaywalking. I can hear the conversation now:

B-Roc the Murderer: Whatchu here for?
C-Spam…the…spammer: Uh….
B-Roc: Rape? Murder? Whatchu do? How much time you got?
C-Spam: I got nine on some trumped up charges…..
B-Roc: I’m in it for life….that family deserved to die….whatchu do?
C-Spam: Uh….I got a little carried away with . . . . uh
B-Roc: Spit out fish!
C-Spam: I’m a spammer ok? I spam!!
B-Roc: Spam? What is that? You like flashin ol’ ladies and little boys or somethin’? What the hell is a spammer?
C-Spam: I send lots of emails that folks don’t want…
B-Roc: Hee hee, you’re jokin right? Fish, You are now my bitch.

I’m in a very bad mood this morning. I don’t think I like our society to much at all. Things that have been bothering me about our society:

• TV - Is it me or has TV basically become a place for teen angst. I swear as a teenager I never remember having as much drama in my life as the OC. Here in Atlanta, there’s a horrible pop radio station called Q100. They have the worst morning show I have ever seen (save for Crash Clark, but that’s because he’s a known alcoholic and he just does weather and traffic) called the Bert Show. Bert epitomizes the massacre of masculinity that has slowly been occurring over the past five to ten years. But more on that another time. They spent the entire morning talking about TV shows that are basically geared to teenage girls, which would be anything on the WB and half the stuff on FOX. Now these are grown ass men anticipating Gilmore Girls and the OC. Bert even admitted to being a big Oprah fan. This is a man (used very loosely) who has been whipped into silly puddy by his wife.
• The Death of Masculinity - Ever notice how in most commercials nowadays men are made to look stupid. Or in today’s sitcoms, even if the woman is at fault it somehow becomes the man’s fault? Or how television is quick to show feminine hygiene product commercials but you never see the commercial for Trojans? Or even worse when the tampon commercial comes on during football but you never see an athlete’s foot commercial during a soap opera. Masculinity is dying a slow agonizing death. Far too many men are just giving in rather than standing up for themselves. It’s disgusting. A plethora of married men have told me upon finding out about my engagement that I need to learn the words ‘Yes, dear’. I’ve been told that I should only expect to win 10% of the arguments over the course of the marriage and that I should pick my battles. Uh, I thought this marriage thing was supposed to be a compromise?

There’s other things but I just realized I’m pretty tired of typing.

I don’t want to offend the mothers out there. I really don’t. But I am having trouble finishing my lunch because of all these mommy blogs. It’s really getting sickening.

I sincerely hope that when I do (God willing) have children, that I am able to sustain some form of my original personality. I don’t want to become one of those parents that is nothing but a parent now…their entire personality, their entire being, is being a parent. I want to love my kids and raise them right but I sincerely hope I can find something else to talk about. I’m sure I will be proud of the little mulattos when I have them and want to talk about them….but I hope I will know when enough is enough….

I was just perusing CBS Sportsline. I go there now on account that I won a 2 month subscription to their VIP service thanks to McDonald’s Monopoly game. Previous posts will let yall know how I feel about Monopoly at McDonald’s.

But I digress. Perusing CBS Sportsline, I realized that I rarely agree with any of their expert reporters…you know the ones assigned to cover just the NFL or just the NBA. In fact, I find that they usually just jump on the nearest bandwagon and ride that through every one of their articles.

That got me to thinking….and it hurt. But I did it anyway. I thought, how exactly does one become an expert in say the NBA. What could he have possibly put on his resume that allowed his employer to ascertain that this reporter was an NBA expert. I sincerely believe that most of these “experts”, or dare I say pundit since this is an electionally charged day and we’ll hear that several times throughout the day, really just say stuff like I’m an expert because I watch a lot of basketball.

I mean what else could make you an expert? I watch a lot of sports, with an emphasis on Basketball and Football, so am I too an expert or pundit???