Xpinionated

I hate when people wear the same thing everyday. For instance, there’s a guy in the office who always wears a vest, like a ski vest, over his shirt. Let me expound on why this bothers me.
1) He usually wears it over a short sleeve shirt. Ski vests are meant to provide warmth which is usually an indication that the person wearing said vest is cold. However, short sleeves indicate that the wearer is comfortable if not a little warm. Conflicting articles of clothing annoy me (see Pet peeve 13c).
2) At least wear different versions of the same vest…..that one vest has got to stink now.
3) Not big on the concept of vests. I can not one time remember saying to myself, my arms are burning up but my chest is freezing. In fact, I can’t ever remember my chest or stomach ever being cold when I’m dressed.
4) Lastly, the use of the exact same article of clothing shows such a lack of personality that it’s disturbing.

But then again, I am a thug metrosexual……Kenneth Cole Bangers Represent!!!

Now it feels official!!! I have my tags (putting them on tonite after I clean them) and Magdeline is listed as sold on the dealer’s website. If you knew of the emotional rollercoaster I went on when I bought Dango the Durango back in May of 2000, you would overstand my worrying.

I hate when people say overstand. I usually see it when someone is on a soapbox trying to sound overly intelligent when discussing a controversial issue such as religion or race or when participating in spoken word.

ON that note, I really can’t stand spoken word. Why do they feel the need to talk like that? And all the drama and overacting is annoying…..I do like Def Poetry Jam but I’ve usually been drinking when I see that so take that with a grain of salt….

Speaking on salt and that saying, how do you take a grain of salt? Better yet, why would you take a grain of salt? And am I the only that is surprised that the saying isn’t ‘take a grain of pepper’ since the saying is used when one wishes to lessen something and\or discredit. Discredit is bad. Bad is always black. Pepper is black. Like Black Monday and the Black Plague. As a comic whose name escapes me now once said ‘Black people didn’t have shit to do with the stock market crash!’.

Now it feels official!!! I have my tags (putting them on tonite after I clean them) and Magdeline is listed as sold on the dealer’s website. If you knew of the emotional rollercoaster I went on when I bought Dango the Durango back in May of 2000, you would overstand my worrying.

I hate when people say overstand. I usually see it when someone is on a soapbox trying to sound overly intelligent when discussing a controversial issue such as religion or race or when participating in spoken word.

ON that note, I really can’t stand spoken word. Why do they feel the need to talk like that? And all the drama and overacting is annoying…..I do like Def Poetry Jam but I’ve usually been drinking when I see that so take that with a grain of salt….

Speaking on salt and that saying, how do you take a grain of salt? Better yet, why would you take a grain of salt? And am I the only that is surprised that the saying isn’t ‘take a grain of pepper’ since the saying is used when one wishes to lessen something and\or discredit. Discredit is bad. Bad is always black. Pepper is black. Like Black Monday and the Black Plague. As a comic whose name escapes me now once said ‘Black people didn’t have shit to do with the stock market crash!’.

Did you ever notice that the only appropriate time to grunt while eating is while eating big chunks of beef? I tried grunting while I was digging into my carrots and quite frankly I felt like I was lying to myself. There’s no grunting while eating carrots….that’s like finding a potent alcoholic beverage that uses yogurt….the two just don’t go together….

Did you ever notice that the only appropriate time to grunt while eating is while eating big chunks of beef? I tried grunting while I was digging into my carrots and quite frankly I felt like I was lying to myself. There’s no grunting while eating carrots….that’s like finding a potent alcoholic beverage that uses yogurt….the two just don’t go together….