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When you ask me who my bball squad is and I tell you I’m a Lakers fan, there is no faster way to lose my sports respect for you than for you to say, ” I use to be a Lakers fan back when so and so were there.” That’s not a Lakers fan, [...]

So there are these new skittles called ‘Smoothies Mix’ that are literally orally orgasmic. I’ve only had them once as I saw them in the vending machine at the Dodge dealership. And it was the last pack. Does anyone know where I can get more or will I have to kill somebody [...]

Female Bar Patron: ‘What’d you get your wife for Valentine’s?’
Me: ‘I hand delivered two dozen roses to her on Friday.”
Female Bar Patron: ‘What color?’
Me: ‘They were multicolored.’
Female Bar Patron: ‘Awww, is that her favorite color, multi?
Me: ‘Uh…..’
Female Bar Patron: ‘I love yellow roses’
Whatcha think?: 2.5