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Female Bar Patron: ‘What’d you get your wife for Valentine’s?’
Me: ‘I hand delivered two dozen roses to her on Friday.”
Female Bar Patron: ‘What color?’
Me: ‘They were multicolored.’
Female Bar Patron: ‘Awww, is that her favorite color, multi?
Me: ‘Uh…..’
Female Bar Patron: ‘I love yellow roses’

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