Jun 30 2005

The local watering hole is choosing family. Tonite may be my last chance to go to an adult establishment and act as if I ‘m around adults. The owner was there last night and normally I speak to him but I couldn’t. I kept thinking, no matter what I say it’s gonna come back to his decision to make the place a family joint. It’s funny, the best quote I’ve heard in a minute was in the AJC today, “If they can drink beer at Chuck E. Cheese, then I should be able to smoke in a bar.” How friggin true is that?!?!

I really wish I could post about something else but right now I am truly pissed off at this. Hell, it took an hour and a half before I spoke to Sammy (a manager). I said my goodbyes last night but I’ll probably go tonite and smoke my ass off as close to the non-smoking section as I possibly can. I plan to spend Friday looking for a place reasonably close to the house where I can enjoy a smoke WHILE I sit inside….if I can’t find one, I plan to boycott restaurants and bars as much as possible only going to please Mrs. Xpinionated when necessary (and to watch football games but I may go and just not drink in protest!!!).

Jun 29 2005

FOXNews.com - U.S. & World - Holloway’s Mom: Dutch Dad Hiding Something

Seriously, for such a ‘grief-stricken’ mother, this woman has released more interviews, press releases, and press statements than Tom Cruise over the past two weeks. I don’t mean to trivialize her situation, but as I mentioned last week, I’m disgusted by the way ’supposed’ victims seem to tan in the limelight lately.

So you mean to tell me that the fact that she thinks the father of someone arrested in connection with her daughter’s disappearance (which I have issues with but maybe I’ll touch on that later) is hiding something is news? That’s the state of journalism now? Duh….we’d expect him to hide something. The kicker is when the mother states that she will remain on the island to ’see what happens’. Hmm, Alabama. . . Aruba. . . Alabama. . . .Aruba . . . .

Once again, I don’t mean to make fun of the true tragedy here but this mother’s constant voice in the press has truly made me a little lless sensitive to the case. It’s sad but at the same time disappointing on a few levels. For example, why is it you can rarely find an article talking about how she was abducted? From what I’ve read previously, she got into a car with three dudes she didn’t know at a club. For an honor student, there is some common sense missing there…this is not to say she deserved what happened to her in any way…no one deserves that type of fear and trepidation. I’m just pointing out that she did do something that could have possibly prevented the entire situation.

But I digress…This is not news, the mother’s statements should no longer be news. Especially since it almost seems that she’s doing it just to keep in the short attention span of the media….

Jun 28 2005

Yes, I still do not know what the local watering hole is going to do. It really does piss me off that they haven’t made a choice. They recently attained pool tables which makes boring nights there that much more entertaining. They may think their family friendly environment is the way to go but remember those nights where the only customers still in the joint are 1) smoking and 2) drinking alchohol. In a business whose money is based largely on alcohol consumption, I hope they think long and hard before making the ’sentimental’ choice.

I know of one bar in the area that has already said it will allow smoking but it’s a Mexican joint and that’s not my thing. I would always be hungry there. Plus, I don’t like having to start over and build my reputation as a regular up again. Plus, I highly doubt that they are a true sports bar so I wouldn’t be able to see Lakers games like I’m used to.

I find it odd that the government can issue a smoking ban on public places and the term public places includes private property. The bars don’t receive any local, state, or federal funding so how exactly are they ‘public’. They are private properties owned by private citizens or business. Just as a police officer can do nothing for you in an accident in a bar parking lot, nor should the government be allowed to tell bars what the clientele is and isn’t allowed to do.

Mrs. Xpinionated is in favor of the ban and thinks that the ban will cause me to quit smoking. What she doesn’t seem to grasp is that I smoke because I enjoy it. Do I plan to quit? Yes, I have every intention of quitting, but right now I enjoy it. I go to Jeffrey’s (the local watering hole) for three reasons (during non sports season - Baseball is not a sport): 1) I can smoke in peace, 2) I can hang out with the closest thing I have to friends, 3) I like bars, that bar in particular.

All these non-smokers say things like ‘why should I have to breathe in your smoke’. I guess for the same reason I have to watch where I walk in a bar because your non parental ass isn’t watching your little careless rugrat as they run roughshod throughout the joint! They say things like they will go out more often now because of the smoking ban….chances are you won’t go out anymore often than you did before. Secondly, if you’re so worried about your health and the health of others, perhaps we should close down restaurants serving food that doesn’t fit a standardized healthy diet law, or maybe restrict to less than obese people only. Screw civil liberties and personal freedoms, it’s all about political fuckin’friggin’ correctness (an ‘excuse my language’ goes out to my parents and Pastor Bill - by the way Pastor Bill, here’s your shout out….go visit Pastor Bill here.

I keep hearing all these stats about a majority of the population favors a smoking ban. Funny, I wonder if a majority of bar patrons favor a smoking ban since those are the ones that will be affected the most. Screw it, perhaps I will only patronize ‘adult friendly’ establishments starting Friday. And I think I’m gonna have a smoke fest at Jeffrey’s on Thursday in protest if they decide to go non-smoking.

Jun 24 2005

So next week this time, my Local Watering Hole has a decision to make. Thanks to a law banning smoking, they have to decide who is more important to them: their smoking and drinking adult clientele, or their family-friendly business.

Quite frankly, I’m pretty disgusted with the number of children I see in my LWH on a regular basis. Parents whine that there are fewer and fewer choices for them to go out to eat…

1) You could maybe help the whole obese kid problem by fixing a healthy meal at home…if you have time to drive out to a bar, eat, sing a little karaoke, and head back home then you have time to cook.

2) There are tons of places with nonsmoking sections long before the freakin’ ban goes into effect. Don’t give me that fewer choices garbage.

3) Bars aren’t meant for kids. No matter how much you may want to remember your ‘partying’ days, your kids shouldn’t be in bars….ever. You chose to have kids so live with the decision, both the shortcomings and the gifts (which I imagine should outnumber your unwanted presence at the bar).

4) How long before legislation comes along that says I can’t smoke on my patio, in my car, in my garage? Bars are bars. They aren’t clinics. They aren’t places folks go to decide next week’s community events. They are establishments intended for adults to relax. No coloring books…no little screaming rug rats breaking video game machines though they have no money…..just cash paying adults!

Let’s hope the LWH makes the right decision. I have few places where I completely feel relaxed and few outlets for that relaxation seeing as most of my former hobbies are becoming boring…..if my LWH switches up on me…there’s no telling what I will do.

Jun 23 2005

A new feature begins today called ‘Passing as News’. In this feature, we will pull a headline or two or three and try figure exactly why this is passing as news.

PASSING AS NEWS 6/23/2005


CNN.com - Luxury store apologizes to Oprah - Jun 22, 2005
Oprah is “hopping mad” that a luxury store denied her entrance at closing time. She claims had she been a white celebrity, they would have undoubtedly let her in. Let’s dig deeper:
1) Would they have let me in at closing hour? And further more, would Oprah think that my denied entry was worthy of talk time on her show? Doubt it. Heaven forbid, the world treat a celebrity like a regular Joe….er Janet. I mean seriously, the store’s employees have been there all day working. The last thing they need is some high falutin’ celebrity to come up and act as if she owns the world and deserves special treatment. If you knew exactly the kind of watch you wanted to buy, why did you wait until closing time to pick it up, oops my bad 15 minutes after closing time. Waaaaaaahhhh…..

2) Oprah, most of your core audience can’t afford to shop where you shop so who are you really trying to influence with speaking about the incident on your little show? Let it go, use the medium for something positive….

3) When I can finally afford it, I’m not gonna shop at the store. Not because of Oprah’s whining….nope, because the store apologized for being closed. They close at 6:30….she got there after that….end of story.