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I’ve denied, resisted, and passionately fought against the aging process, and mentally I’ve won that battle. I still act like a mature 26 year old. However, my 30.9753425 year old body just officially announced is retreat to the aging process. For the second time in a year, I have eaten McDonald’s and everything that is me is rejecting this food. I feel horrible, not strangely happy as in years past…..disgusted, thick McDonald’s spit in my mouth…..just bad…..and I had to wait ten minutes to get this atrocity called lunch!