Xpinionated

I asked a group of co-workers if they knew how much our health plans contributed to getting Lasik surgery. One of the coworkers, who has a glass eye states, ‘I so wanna get that done but I’m worried about the risk, having just one eye and all’.

It was funny. Funnier than the laugh she received. But I didn’t realize just how ironically funny it was. And I wanted to say, ‘well at least it would be cheaper’. I know, I know, I’m bad.

A lot has been made of Hollywood not making the money it once did. Critics and reporters say it’s due to other forms of entertainment. Some say it’s due to movies just not being as good. Well, after another theatre going experience ruined by other patrons I think I have my own spin on why Hollywood isn’t getting the moolah from movies the way it used to:

People are rude. They go to the theatre to show off their cell phone. They come in late and leave early. They talk through the entire movie just loud enough to be heard by everyone in their near vicinity with hopes of drawing laughter from a stranger outside of the party they came to the theatre with. This is what’s killing Hollywood. I personally am having second thoughts about ever going to a theatre on a Friday or Saturday night again.

I need to win the lotto so I can buy my own theatre and actively enforce my right to refuse service to folks. In fact, upon entering my theatre, you will be given a ticket that corresponds to a bin in which your cellphone and any other electronic products will be placed for the duration of the movie. Theatres will be actively patrolled for habitual conversations. And folks would be thrown out after only one warning. Thrown off the premises…..

Well I’m in Jersey after one of the longest flights I think mankind has ever had the displeasure of traversing. Airlines should have a baby section in the back of the plain that has some kind of soundproof barrier so the rest of the world can enjoy their flight.

People seem to talk louder here. Just an observation…and they talk alot, almost like their scared to be alone with their own thoughts so they keep talking even if they are just saying the same thing in a new and exciting way.

I’m here for a wedding for one of Mrs Xpinionated’s friends. Not really looking forward to being away from home but gon’ try to make the best of it. Gonna go to sleep now though.

Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com: “SEATTLE (Reuters) - An Oregon woman whose doctor convinced her that he could cure her lower back pain by having sex with her is suing him and his medical clinic for $4 million, according to legal documents obtained on Monday.”

She really shouldn’t get any money though. He definitely should be punished but sex as a cure…..how hard is this cure to research? How stupid/naive/gullible would one have to be to fall for this?