Xpinionated

Well, I’m 32 years old as of this past Monday.  It was a fairly quiet birthday which is fine.  I didn’t expect too much, didn’t want too much so it worked out.  It was actually kind of weird all day.  I used to get so excited about my birthday coming up but this year I didn’t really put too much into it.  Part of getting older maybe?

The way I see it, at 32 and a black male, I’ve got half the battle won.  I’m not in jail, nor do I have any plans that would result in such an outcome.  I’m alive, working, loving, and being loved….32 ain’t too bad at all.  Not too mention Devin Xavier is doing well in the womb.  I felt him move definitively for the first time last night.  Yet another one of those reaffirming moments when you realize everything you’ve known is about to change.  I should start watching Disney now so it won’t annoy me later

I still worry about how we are going to support this baby.  We make enough money but we have become so accustomed to a lifestyle that revolves around pretty immediate gratification.  We want something…we typically get it pretty quickly.  Now, we have a new life to consider.  We have to put ourselves on the back burner for the sake of lil man.  I think we can do it.  We’ve managed this far and with time I think we’ll do it instinctively to the point where it won’t hurt so bad.  Plus, I’ve tried to get as many of my toys before the baby was born as I could

Posted on craigslist (yes, it has been removed now but a mirror can be found here)

Cute/nice IT guy/PC specialist will fix your computer in exchange for a gentle feel of your boobs. I’m a totally non-creepy (really) professional who will repair your hard drive, back up files, install software and peripherals, whatever, for an innocent grope. I have a lot of tech knowledge in my life and regrettably no boobs. Serious inquiries only and thanks.

Non creepy guy offering services for cheap feel?  What’s the problem?  The problem is he doesn’t specify if man-boobs are accepted.  Boobs…the new American Express and it doesn’t affect your credit.  I wonder if bigger boobs bring more services or is it one price fits all?  I could probably go on and on about this…..and I will.

So is this a one time offer?  For example, if I had man-boobs and needed my hard drive wiped out, the non creepy IT guy comes over wipes and gropes.  Then next week, I need memory added.  Will he do the work since he’s already felt my boobs?  I think I need to see his business plan.

Does he offer payment plans?  Like one boob a week until the job is done for services that could take more than one trip?  Is there any kind of warranty?  And what about refunds???

(originally rec’d 9/14)

It’s funny.  I created this whole website.  I was all gung-ho.  Then I bought an Xbox360 and I find that I have no hobbies.  I don’t post here.  I don’t work out.  I don’t play basketball.  I don’t even mind missing some football.  I spend most waking moments trying to figure out how to maximize my 360 quality time.  Sad but true.  True but sad.

It’s gotten to the point that I have to delay ‘Pop’s Thoughts’ in order to make sure this space doesn’t become his more than mine.

By that I mean, it’s a healthy, healthy boy. Look at the size of the . . . . boy part of this fetus

And then look at his profile

Excited? Me? Nah Hell to the yeah I’m excited!