eCult

Randomly checked my gmail spam and noticed the following subject

You’ve received a greeting card from a Worshipper!

Uh, worshipper huh?  What kind of worshipper would that be?  A Catholic, or a Satanist?  Perhaps it’s a gold digger from the Monetary faith.  I didn’t open the email because . . . well because it was spam!  Geez, you didn’t think I was scared to open it did you?